TEN TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET AT EVERY BET SHOP

1. TICKETS REPRINTERS
These ones will collect your ticket and ask the attendant to reprint it the moment they see your winnings.
2. THE QUESTIONNAIRES
The ones who will ask you if you think Arsenal will handicap Hull City or otherwise.
3. ALMOST WON "TICKET KEEPERS"
The ones who always keep their "Almost won tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl*"
4. THE BOASTERS
The ones who will boast as if they are the ones who will play the match. These people can even swear with their lives e.g if Chelsea no beat Leicester, make I no prosper for life.
5. HISTORY TELLERS
The ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100,000 yesterday, if not for
Arsenal who bleeped them up.
6. THE ADVISERS
The ones who will advise you on the right thing to do. They claim they know in and out of
football... For example, "chairman abeg no give Chelsea Straight win against Sunderland oooooh, otherwise na them go spoil your ticket"
7. TOILET ROLL PLAYERS
I call these people greedy dudes, they will accumulate up to 28 matches because they want
their standard of living to change.
8. THE ADMIRERS
The ones who are there to collect your ticket and check it. After checking, they will tell you that "bros I swear this your ticket make sense die, e be like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say them reprint am **
9. THE CONFUSED NIGGAS
The ones who are confused cause little do they know about football, Just a little persuasion or discouragement will do the magic will put them in doubt. Tell them to give Osasuna straight win against Madrid and they won't hesitate.
10.  THE HIGH SELF ESTEEMS
These people will not want to be on the queue cause they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above.... They make every other people look like they are jobless and have got time to waste. They will just go straight to the attendant and give their games to him.